Moan for me like Helen Keller
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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