She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
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Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
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There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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