THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
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