Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
I don't think brook has ever known best
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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