After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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