Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
how drunk are you?
Several
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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