what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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