My hand turned me down
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
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what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
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Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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