Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
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All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
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Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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