thus making me awesome and them whores
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
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He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
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That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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