Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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