'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
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Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
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I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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