i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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