i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
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judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
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Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
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