Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
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