I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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