Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
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She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
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