I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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