Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
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I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
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If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
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Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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