We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I currently don't understand fingers.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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