OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
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Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
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