Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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