I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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