Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
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this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
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I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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