whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
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