he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
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Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
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are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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