Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
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He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
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Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
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