Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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