So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
