He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
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I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
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He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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