People in love make me want to vomit
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
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i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
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do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
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