not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
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Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Did I show you my penis last night?
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
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I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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