nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
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im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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