So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
pray to the hookup gods
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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