I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
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she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
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I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
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