wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
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he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
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I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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