I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
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