I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
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