What a fucking waste of an outfit
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I don't think brook has ever known best
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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