he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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