I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
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Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
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Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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