I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
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Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
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I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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