i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
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We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
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Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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