Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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