i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
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hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
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easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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