You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
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