I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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