I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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