butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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