I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
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After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
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But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
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