we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
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Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
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You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I think people are normalizing furries
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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