Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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