Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
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you told grandpa to call you daddy
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
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her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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