party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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