oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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