im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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