Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
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I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
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I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!