i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
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He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
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I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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